COME As You Are

老師各位同學，我今天要報告的主題是化學反應，誤，是指兩人之間的來電，根據Yahoo簡易版字典的解釋，chemistry有下列四種意思：
1.化學
2.化學性質：He is knowledgeable about the chemistry of metals. 他對金屬的化學性質知之甚多。
3.化學作用
4.男女間的"來電"(這一條應該改成兩人之間的"來電")

這個題目最近在本部落格還蠻熱門的，因為Lu說她沒有感覺有chemistry(請看此篇)，關於"TiBette chemistry"的傳說有空可以做一篇專題，不過今天我要講的是它的「效應」。

《性福拉警報》(The Kids Are All Right)的導演Lisa Cholodenko批評上星期剛上映的娜塔莉波曼演出的"Black Swan"裡的女女性愛場面與劇情不相關也很多餘 "It sounds like the kind of subplot that could have not been in the movie," she said.，詳情請看這裡：'Kids Are All Right' director Lisa Cholodenko: Not all lesbian love scenes are created equal (2010/11/17)。那導演怎麼看自己電影裡的床戲： "Ours was done with humor. It wasn't languid sexuality. And in the tradition of lovemaking scenes, it's harder to sell ours -- the more awkward, interrupted sex scenes."，她說那很幽默而且不是軟弱無力的床戲。

我兩部片都還沒看，所以對Lisa Cholodenko的評論不予置評，不過SheWired隔天的文章：'The Kids Are All Right's' Lisa Cholodenko Calls 'Black Swan's' Lesbian Sex Scene 'Extraneous' (2010/11/18)，有一段還蠻值得玩味的，

Cholodenko, who directed a terrific and poignant sex scene between Ally Sheedy and Radha Mitchell in High Art over a decade ago,  may feel her TKAAR scene was directed with humor and sweetness, but judging from comments on this site, lesbians also found the absolute lack of sexual chemistry --or even mild working knowledge of what each partner likes in bed -- between the women in the long-term lesbian couple to be a cringe-worthy and hackneyed portrayal of lesbian bed death.

If Black Swan's sex scene is extraneous and Cholodenko's moms in TKAAR can't even get off, can we please find something in between?

導演自己雖然說《性福拉警報》電影裡的性愛場面很幽默和甜蜜，但根據看過的拉拉觀眾說，裡面完全缺乏性愛的化學反應(來電感或者我們常說的fu)，記者最後提出的問題是：如果"Black Swan"的床戲是多餘的，《性福拉警報》裡的媽媽們「做」的不夠逼真，那我們可以在這兩齣戲之間發現什麼事？

Where is the chemistry?

Which kind of the chemistry？

誰把我們的胃口養大了？誰給我們一個可以比較的normal？

是的，答案就是萬惡的"TiBette Chemistry"，A  sex scene after "The L Word" is hard to represent.，在TLW之後的拉拉床戲或感情，都會被放在這個天平上衡量。這個"TiBette Chemistry"障礙大概只有TiBette才能超越TiBette 了。

PS：粗體字是我標注的。